Wednesday, April 16, 2008

I got promoted

I got promoted... you wish that you did! I got promoted... you wish that you did!
You know, taunting with singing doesn't work that well on blogs. Um... feel like a dork for writing, but I really don't want to start my paper yet.
Just a quick update, if anyone checks in on a whim:
-Pitt theatre is great
-I'm really glad no one saw the posts I deleted.
-Procrastinating sucks, but I'll tell you about it tomorrow...
-I got a tattoo on the outside of my right calf. It's of the Pitt script. It's been ten days since I got it and I still don't regret it.
-I sleep too much.
-I got promoted, don't know if you can tell.
-Kennywood has leased my soul for the summer.
-As of August 1, 2008, I will be building credit through a lease me, Nick, and Kiray put on an apartment in South Oakland. I will have my own bedroom for the first time of my life, and I am excited.

Toodles!

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

pretty sweet background Posted by Picasa

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Grr baby... Very Grr... Posted by Picasa

Monday, August 29, 2005

Mmmm... there is nothing more that I love than cotton candy... hair. Posted by Picasa

Monday, August 15, 2005

Ok... now this might get weird... 2 dragons... (Starsky and Hutch) Posted by Picasa

Sunday, July 17, 2005

We're thinking: Wow... that kung-fu thing was hillarious! You should look at it too right below us!! Posted by Picasa

Kung-fu, Adult movies, and My life...

How's everybody doing? Haven't heard from me in a while, have you? Well, for all you loyal fans who have still checked in periodically, I have a gift for you! And no, I'm sorry to say, it's not cash back Fantastic 4 giftcards for everyone... I don't dine at the BK Lounge that often... It's an awesome thought that could be a good comedy bit. But seriously, this is what I have been thinking about today...

Have you ever noticed that Kung-fu is alot like an adult movie? I mean, both seriously have horrible acting, you can tell whether it is an adult movie or a Kung-fu movie by the title, you can tell whether it is a adult movie or a Kung-fu by the names of it's actors, and both loosely base themselves around a story line. Bad actors always find themselves in adult movies. "Oh my gosh! I didn't order any pizza!" doesn't really fly as Oscar winning material, nor does the voice-overs for a Kung-fu flik. And both, suprisingly enough, are decided as good movies by the action, not the story and it's actors. Both genres of movie actually rush through the story line to get to the action. In an adult movie, two people meet, say hi, then get funky. In a Kung-fu movie, two people meet, say hi, then start beating the crap out of each other. And the surrondings change for each action scene. Whether it be on a car, in a car, on a couch, in the bed, in a swimming pool, in a ball room, in a library, in a dungeon, or in the living room for a Kung-fu movie, it can be almost anywhere for an Adult movie! And when you hear a name like George Shannon or Trixie or Stephanie or Dixie are reserved for the adult film industry, names like Sgt. Dragon, Kimmy Chung, or Detective Wang (well, that could be either) are strictly reserved for setting off the Kung-fu bell in your mind....

Oh, and Monaco is about 3 times the size of the Mall in Washington D.C. Goodnight!

P.S.- Chances are that I will be adding on to that thought, so if you really like it keep checking to see if it gets longer...

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Heh heh... heh heh... Reliving my immaturity... Posted by Hello